“Yes I Can” by Bill.I.M.Rich - Visual Studio Parody to the song - No We Can’t
Intro Guitar: A company inspires programmers
with just 3 words Visual Studio Net
Bill Gates: The work that we face in our migrations are great.
Adapting dot net, the terrible sacrifices it entails
The promise of a better application, is not always clear.
There are going to be more bugs, I’m sorry to tell you,
There's going to be more bugs
Developers: What?
Bill Gates: We are going to have a paradigm change
And my friends, it’s going to be tough and we are going to have a lot do.
Bill Gates: That ole beach boys song
Bomb VB, Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb VB
Bill Gates: (Laughing)
Developers: Bomb VB?
Bill Gates: I’m still convinced, VB means chaos
And if you think that things are bad now, without .net
Signing: Your f@#cked
Bill Gates: You ain’t seen nothing yet,
Bbbaaabbbyyy,
You aint seen nothing yet.
Reporter: Do you still think Visual Studio was a good idea
and worth the high cost to your customers.
Bill Gates: It was a good idea
Developers: No!
Reporter: Microsoft is talking about MVC, EDM
and maybe 50 different frameworks.
Bill Gates: Maybe 100
Developers: Say What
Bill Gates: Maybe 100
Developers: Frameworks?
Bill Gates: That’s fine with me
Microsoft Cheerleader: Visual Studio
Bill Gates: That’s fine with me
Microsoft Cheerleader: 100 Frameworks?
Bill Gates: I don’t think developers are concerned
If we have 100 frameworks or 1000 frameworks or 10,000 frameworks
10,000 frameworks
10,000 frameworks
10,000 frameworks
Visual Studio 2010
10,000 .NET Frameworks, 1 Billion Classes
Good Luck with that one.
Visual Studio 2008
Like RAD, But Bloated. ['But Bloated' Edit By .Mark seemed more fitting]
