Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Visual Studio Parody

I received an email yesterday that contained the following parody. Enjoy!






“Yes I Can” by Bill.I.M.Rich - Visual Studio Parody to the song - No We Can’t

Intro Guitar: A company inspires programmers
with just 3 words Visual Studio Net

Bill Gates: The work that we face in our migrations are great.
Adapting dot net, the terrible sacrifices it entails
The promise of a better application, is not always clear.
There are going to be more bugs, I’m sorry to tell you,
There's going to be more bugs

Developers: What?

Bill Gates: We are going to have a paradigm change
And my friends, it’s going to be tough and we are going to have a lot do.

Bill Gates: That ole beach boys song
Bomb VB, Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb VB

Bill Gates: (Laughing)

Developers: Bomb VB?

Bill Gates: I’m still convinced, VB means chaos
And if you think that things are bad now, without .net

Signing: Your f@#cked

Bill Gates: You ain’t seen nothing yet,
Bbbaaabbbyyy,
You aint seen nothing yet.

Reporter: Do you still think Visual Studio was a good idea
and worth the high cost to your customers.

Bill Gates: It was a good idea

Developers: No!

Reporter: Microsoft is talking about MVC, EDM
and maybe 50 different frameworks.

Bill Gates: Maybe 100

Developers: Say What

Bill Gates: Maybe 100

Developers: Frameworks?

Bill Gates: That’s fine with me

Microsoft Cheerleader: Visual Studio

Bill Gates: That’s fine with me

Microsoft Cheerleader: 100 Frameworks?

Bill Gates: I don’t think developers are concerned
If we have 100 frameworks or 1000 frameworks or 10,000 frameworks

10,000 frameworks
10,000 frameworks
10,000 frameworks

Visual Studio 2010
10,000 .NET Frameworks, 1 Billion Classes
Good Luck with that one.

Visual Studio 2008
Like RAD, But Bloated. ['But Bloated' Edit By .Mark seemed more fitting]